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'''The''' '''Gobbos '''are a race of cute little fuzzballs native to [[Forest Island]] and the [[Mainland]]. They are the creatures that rescued [[Croc]]. The Gobbos are ruled by several different kings, each king ruling a portion of Gobbo land. The king of the Archipelago Gobbos, which inhabit the Forest Island in The [[Gobbo Archipelago]], is named [[King Rufus]], while the names of the different kings of the Mainland are unknown. We can, however, refer to them as the [[Monarchs in Croc 2|Inca King]], [[Monarchs in Croc 2|Caveman King]], [[Sailor King]], etc. There are four tribes of Gobbos in [[Croc 2]]: the [[Sailor Village|Sailor Tribe]], the [[Cossack Village|Cossack Tribe]], the [[Caveman Village|Caveman Tribe]], and the [[Inca Village|Inca Tribe]]. Each of the tribes is preoccupied with a certain culture which is reflected in their environment.
In the logo for Argonaut Software Ltd., four Gobbos appear on-screen, one on the left, jumps on the blower, and repeats until it shits dicks into balls of steel, sending them blasting off again.
==Archipelago Gobbos==
These Gobbos have no clothes
===Culture===
====Beliefs and Practices====
An ancient ritual, at the start of every new year, the Gobbo high priestess would announce which kitchen utensil would bring them good luck if put down the front of their pants/trousers (even though it has been proved that Gobbos wore nothing). Only a few years are known by modern Gobbos. They are:
*Year of the Electric Can Opener (This was the first year when many Gobbos began to question the practice.)
*Year of the Three Minute Egg Timer (Apparently the most fun ever the Gobbos ever had in a year)
*Year of the Soupspoon (The year of [[Croc]]'s arrival and the [[Baron Dante's Invasion of Gobbo Valley|Invasion of Gobbo Valley]])
====Inventions====
The Gobbos have been known to invent certain objects, and some of their best were:
* Edible Deodorant
* Wind-Powered Cow Moistener
* AR-15 Semi-Automatic Assault Rifle
==Mainland Gobbos==
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*The [[Mainland]] Gobbos seem to not know anything about the [[Gobbo Archipelago]], made clear when the [[Sailor King]] said 'we are only Gobbos in world.'
*The Mainland Gobbos have much more advanced technology than the Archipelago Gobbos. Such as speed boats, hang gliders, lava lamps, trains, sewer systems, dynamite, go-karts, hot air balloons, cannons, Ginger Soda, and even planes. While the Archipelago Gobbos show no sign of even imagining these things.
*None of these Gobbos are accurately shown. THIS is what they really look like: [[File:Bogdanoffcolbert.jpg|thumb|511x511px]]
==Gobbo Timeline==
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